Spam & Mullets: Because who remembers the BAM?

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KYDodger said:
RAMS WIN!

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FINALLY, McVay gets the best of Shanahan. 2nd half defense not pretty, though. I'll say it again, Shula isn't blitzing enough on obvious passing downs. They made Mac Jones look like Tom Brady. Good on them for firing the ST coach, benching Karty for a new placekicker, & making a change to the long snapper.
 
BCmaiden said:
FINALLY, McVay gets the best of Shanahan. 2nd half defense not pretty, though. I'll say it again, Shula isn't blitzing enough on obvious passing downs. They made Mac Jones look like Tom Brady. Good on them for firing the ST coach, benching Karty for a new placekicker, & making a change to the long snapper.
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Accurate

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BCmaiden said:
Makai Lemon = Puka Nacua 2.0
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If the Falcons continue to choke, I’d use their pick on Lemon. Adams is getting old and while I love Whittington, Lemon would be better to team with Nacua. But, I would bet Les is going after his future quarterback. The problem is there’s no sure thing in this class. Mendoza, Moore, Simpson and Norris have questions and the second tier of Beck, Nussmeier, Klubnik, Allar, Mateer or North Dakota State’s Cole Payton are mid round picks. I guess you could throw Malaiva and Iamaleava into that mid round grouping. It might make more sense to deal one of the first rounds to the Jets for a one, next year, and have a shot at Manning, Raiola, Sayin, Reed or Carr.
 
BCmaiden said:
FINALLY, McVay gets the best of Shanahan. 2nd half defense not pretty, though. I'll say it again, Shula isn't blitzing enough on obvious passing downs. They made Mac Jones look like Tom Brady. Good on them for firing the ST coach, benching Karty for a new placekicker, & making a change to the long snapper.
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If the Niners weren’t so quick to mortgage the farm on Purdy, they could just go with Jones, who seems to grasp Shanahan’s offense the best, plus he has size and a much better health history.

I agree on the firing, but McQuaide is only a bandage. He’s old and not really good except at snapping the ball. The Rams are going to need to address that problem in the draft. There’s still the blocking and Evans has terrible hands. I am waiting to see if Mevis hits a FG before I anoint him the kicker. He really didn’t impress me at Missouri other than his marketing campaign.
 
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Freaking chilly, today. Feels like Montreal in May. Had to dig out the heavier hoodie (lined with fleece) and the riders wanted hot coffee or cocoa this morning. Bayley yanked on a scarf before leaving as she demanded a hot apple pie from McDonalds. As that sounded good, we stopped there first. Dogs refused to go outside, they’ve gone soft. Herself was in a mood for two reasons. One, I refused to get tickets for the Ram/Seadog game this weekend and, two, because she couldn’t find her thick socks. She was wrapped up like Randy from a Christmas Story.

Our new grandson must be behind on the diaper wetting. It’s like one of us changes him and he’s already wet. Tatianna got in a funny. After changing Jack for the fifth time in six hours, she told him he best remember this because in another thirty years he’ll be changing her every hour. That child is a sleeping fool. They put him down at six in the evening, he sleeps for five hours, wakes up and has a boob, then sleeps for six to seven hours, eats and gets two diaper changes for an hour or two, snoozer’s for three hours, eat, diaper changes, rinse and repeat and they manage to keep him awake for four or five hours, before it starts again. His burps are epic and so are his spit ups. He chummed down Mary’s top and soaked it. Can’t wait until he starts stinking up the place. I will be in Witness Relocation then. There’s this, also. Domi and Tatianna decided on a diaper service. Mary told them they’d be sorry. It’s funny, because Domi swore by Pampers with the twins. Something about the environment. I am betting they will change course.
 
My weekend is shot! Today is paying Mary’s credit card bills. She must think I am Steve Cohen. Houston, we have a problem. It’s not even the Christmas season and she’s lost her mind. I asked her to sit with me as I paid these bills. She was hiding behind her new Mickey Mouse bag - she’s up to fifty bags and I have another one on order - and hoping I won’t yell. Too adorable. Questioning her didn’t help, she claimed the fifth. I asked her who was getting all this and she said it’s a secret. It’s obviously for me. MLB.com probably has her photo up somewhere.

I just warned her to be frugal on the kids, grandkids and her half million relatives. I know that went in one ear and out the other. Speaking of the holiday season. It’s really easy to find people who will decorate the outside of your house. I also got to inventory trees, ornaments and the 600 dancing and singing Santa’s Mary has bought over the years and haul that from the storage to the house. Finding that stuff will be fun. We have a 10x20 storage and I still need to organize it because the movers just stuck stuff everywhere. That might be a job for Pointy. She owes me a favor and I am calling it in. Mary best be ready to help. I am locking down her cards until we find all the Christmas stuff. Bribing Bayley and Luc should be easy and they both have strong backs. Shouldn’t take us more than four hours to straighten it out.

Welp, time to blindfold myself and pay for this. Sometimes, I wished I drank and smoked. I don’t remember feeling like I was standing in front of a firing squad, ever, back then. Never should’ve shown her the balance sheets. It’s just too much of a temptation for her to reach new levels of largesse. I’m not adverse to spending, but Good Lord!
 
Our living room is full of boxes of ornaments, seven fake trees, dancing Santa’s, Christmas villages, lights and stockings. Herself is drawing on the side of a box where everything will go. I think she will be having up and about at dawn to go,to Mass and then set up this silliness. Newest grandchild already has four gifts in the living room. Two from Mikki and Jill and one each from his cousins at UW and Northwestern. I am pretty sure they are outfits in purple. He’s already gained four pounds. He’s going to be taller than his dad, that’s for sure. He eats, after a fashion, like they are going to make boob milk a controlled substance.

I was shocked how much infant wear was on the Dodgers web site. Both Mary and myself bought one of everything for infants. I think we might need to give half to Domi because the kid is growing like the proverbial weed. Had Bayley and Luc make up their lists. Gotta send it to my brother because he will be in Seattle with my niece’s family for Christmas. Jill loves spoiling our grandkids and Mary loves spoiling their’s. Mind you, their grandkids are old enough to vote. My next five days are spoken for. Herself is going to drag me to Disney World to load up on gifts for her younger cousins. There’s Disney.com but Herself needs to hold, smell and caress everything. It is almost NC-17. I imagine I will be forced to wear mouse ears. The humanities.
 
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