Spam & Mullets: Because who remembers the BAM?

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All day at home and I had fun. Chris had a surprise for me and the girls. He got us tickets for Raw and Smackdown at the Bell Center. Katja lost her mind and then she started to think about money and where she is working on Monday and Tuesday. She then asked Chris if she could borrow some money just in case her paycheck is not in her checking. Chris had to ask what her fmoney is like and she said she spent too much on Valentines Day and Xmas and she is trying to catch up. Chris suggested using some of her savings and she looked down and said she has. He asked how much and she started playing with her hair. Chris just said he heard enough and asked her if she wanted an early birthday gift. Million watt smile later, she had a check from Chris for a pretty nice birthday gift.

Tonight was junk food night. Chris said he felt like Sloppy Joes and pulled pork sandwiches. I pigged out so I have to bust my ass tomorrow so I can wear my leather pants next week. Tatianna just found out about the tickets. We have to keep an eye on her. She took off her top at concert last year and she is crazy so she might do it again and I do not want to be kicked out. Of course big mouth Katja had to tell her about her early birthday present and she ran to Chris’s office and I know he is probably hiding under his desk.

Because I am going to exercise forever tomorrow, I am getting into the cake Chris made today. I love German chocolate. Big slice right to my ass.
 

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Hi, almost Monday and I fit into my leather pants. I was not as bad as I thought, so going nuts for the past few days got me to a good number fast. Got the grandkids today. Another bad day at their school, their teacher got mono and the school felt it was a good idea to not have the little ones come in until they can get another pre-3 teacher in on Monday. So, today, Chris is starting to teach Bayley how to play the piano. He taught Tatianna, so a little one should be easier. Tatianna is not great on the piano, but she is pretty good on the other stuff Chris has, so she thinks she does not need anymore lessons. But, because he is teaching Bayley, Tatianna has to hang around. It is good that he is going to that room he had to have for the past four days. Yesterday, he spent the day tuning guitars and I could hear him playing even though that room is supposed to be soundproof.

I know what is for dinner tonight, Fish Stew. Only one more Friday after this with the fish and stuff. I get fished out by day 30 of Lent. Amazon made a drop today. I think our address is like top of their list here. Today, 8 boxes and envelope things and only one for me. I got a Star is Born. I cannot believe I missed this when it was in the theaters but Domi says it is good so I am going to watch it tonight with the girls. Chris said he is not interested. He says the only one that is any good is the first one from like in the 40's. He loves those old movies. Last night I caught him watching some Betty Page movies he has on DVD. He says they are sublime. I say they are bondage porn. He still asks me to get a bob haircut and I tell him it is not happening. I like my forehead. He still has his tons of Betty Page stuff but it is mostly boxed up in plastic tubs because of little ones. He does not want Paula to go up his head if one of the grandkids find some of the picture books. I think he might have every piece of Betty Page stuff. For a while there, he was buying up the stuff on auctions like crazy. I think it was when that movie came out and the stuff started getting expensive.

Katja is home. She said she sweated like a pig in one office. It was warm today but muggy. She is right, she is sweaty and stinky. Told her a shower would be a good idea. Then she sniffs her arm and goes yuck. But first, a snuggle with Luc and a trail of clothes through the kitchen to their staircase. Girl cannot just get undressed in her own place, she has to leave breadcrumbs, well clothes, on her way. Ok, I am going to pick up the clothes because I do not need Chris blowing up because our child is a slob. Laters.
 

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Yay! We went golfing today. A little wet and windy but it was fun to just get out. There were tons of people on the course so I think everyone has been hoping for a decent day around here. I was killing the ball before the wind was in our faces. I nailed my best drive ever on the second hole, a par 4. Chris told me to lay up but I gripped it and ripped it and got to the green in one. Then I sank a 50 foot putt, pure luck and a wet green helped because I just whacked the ball as hard as I could. Getting an eagle that early in the round made my day. But, the back nine kicked my ass. My drives were ok but middle game sucked. First nine, I am doing great, back nine I am either ending up in the mud or killing some fish. Still, I guess a 76 is ok for the first real round here this year. Chris made me work, he was like a stroke behind most of the round until he overshot the green on a par 3 and ended up in the woods. I told him to take the penalty but he got all manly and said he could hit it out of the trees. 3 shots later, he is on the green and then choked on his putt. He was grumpy all the way home. Kept on mumbling about the God of the Forest shitting on him. I do not think we can go out tomorrow, the weather slut is predicting snow tomorrow but I am betting on rain, it is too warm to snow.

I think Chris is still pouting. He went right to his office with his putter, so either he is trying to break it over his knee or he is thinking of trying to flush it down the toilet. No way it fits but he took a baseball swing at a tree with it after the last hole. At least he did not throw it like I sometimes do. I almost hit a family the last time I did that. I used the Judge Smales line from Caddyshack about my grip being worn out. It was a new putter but I am cute, I can get away with shit like that. I get a lot of that. The guys behind us started talking like, her husband must be teaching her to golf and all that bs, then I destroy the tee shot and asked them if they wanted to make some bets. All of them lost their macho then. God, I am evil.
 
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Hi, good afternoon. Getting ready for Game of Thrones tonight. Chris thought that Game of Thrones food like mutton and gruel would be good but I told him if he would like to meet a White Walker tonight then make that shit. Instead, he is making calzones and pizza. He started on the dough last night and it smells like yeast around here. Paula and Thierry came over after Mass for brunch - waffles! Yay! I swear Paula is becoming my grandmother. She got on Katja and Jos over the mess in their place and then she started cleaning it up for them while giving them more shit. Then she found Tatianna and told her Sunday does not mean you can lay around in your pjs all day, get cleaned up and dressed. Tatianna goes to Chris for protection and he tells her he is a coward and Paula scares him, so she is on her own.

Just realized I have not seen Chris since brunch. I bet when I find him, Tatianna is hiding near him. Cannot wait for tomorrow, wrestling show at the Bell Center. We are going to get dinner first and then get there early. I bet Chris holes up in his office and watches some Japanese cartoons all day long on Monday and Tuesday. Found Chris, or I should say heard Chris. He is in the backyard playing a guitar really, really loud. Lucky our neighbors are far away and we have trees between us so he can make all the noise he wants. He reminded me of Tommy Chong in that Cheech and Chong movie where he is playing guitar and everyone hides or runs away. That is why he wanted a covered deck, so he could play electric instruments and not get rained on. I do not know what this is about but the only time he does this is when he is fired up about something. I will send Paula out to tell him to shut it down. He does not glare at her.
 

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A good friend of mine committed suicide earlier today. He was also a SoCal transplant and fellow Dodgers fan who used to work for Fox during their ownership and a Navy veteran. Not long ago, he turned 50 and gave me this jersey he said was game-worn. We were going to see the Blue in Cincy this year. Rest easy, George.


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A good friend of mine committed suicide earlier today. He was also a SoCal transplant and fellow Dodgers fan who used to work for Fox during their ownership and a Navy veteran. Not long ago, he turned 50 and gave me this jersey he said was game-worn. We were going to see the Blue in Cincy this year. Rest easy, George.


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My condolences at the loss of your friend.
 

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A good friend of mine committed suicide earlier today. He was also a SoCal transplant and fellow Dodgers fan who used to work for Fox during their ownership and a Navy veteran. Not long ago, he turned 50 and gave me this jersey he said was game-worn. We were going to see the Blue in Cincy this year. Rest easy, George.


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Oh my, that's just tragic. I thought it was Andre Ethier's shirt until I saw the 2nd pic. BTW, you could fit another person in those jeans. LOL
 

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A good friend of mine committed suicide earlier today. He was also a SoCal transplant and fellow Dodgers fan who used to work for Fox during their ownership and a Navy veteran. Not long ago, he turned 50 and gave me this jersey he said was game-worn. We were going to see the Blue in Cincy this year. Rest easy, George.


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Oh my, that's just tragic. I thought it was Andre Ethier's shirt until I saw the 2nd pic. BTW, you could fit another person in those jeans. LOL
Weight loss will do that for me haha. The jeans are size 52. I could maybe try 48 now.

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Wrestling tonight and tomorrow night! Yay! Kind of crappy out today. Rain and stuff and it tried to snow this morning. But, that weather bimbo says it will be warm by Friday but rainy. I am okay with warm. I love getting woke up by a wet-haired Katja in the morning. It was around 6 and I get this tapping on my forehead and Katja giving me the sad look. She does not even let me get up before she asks me to braid her hair because Jos had a breakfast meeting in the city and she says she is all thumbs today. Maybe she should cut some of that hair. This is how long her hair is, she stands straight up and just lets it down and it covers her butt. Katja is really tall so it takes a real long time to braid it and because she has my hair, it is really thick and a lot of work. 45 minutes later her hair is braided but she needs my help in picking out an outfit. She got an in at a huge doctors office in Montreal that she has been trying for for months and she wants to make a great impression. Found her a light gray blazer and black skirt she had never worn, still had the store tags on them and a clean silk blouse. She wanted to wear heels, but I told her if she is taller than the doctors she is talking to, it will not help. Found her a nice new pair of shoes for her that are not covered in mud or 3 inches tall. Had to go find Chris to get his opinion once she was dressed and he said he would buy drugs from her on any street corner. Smart ass.

Talking about the smart ass, he is all happy. He picked up donuts today while taking the dogs for a walk and on the way home, he found a new store that had opened in town selling comic books and stuff. He is down there right now. So, it is just me and the half naked Tatianna here. I wish I knew why it is so hard for that girl to put on a pair of pants. I have to ask her where she finds Hello Kitty drawers in her size. I asked her once before and she said if Papa is out, it should be ok for her to lounge around half naked. That sounds ok but the other day, Chris came in quietly and saw her standing in the kitchen eating an English Muffin in her underwear and blew up at her. He told her what if it had been the Fed Ex guy, what the Fed Ex guy is doing in the kitchen made no sense but he was on a roll. He told her one of the conditions of her moving in here was no "Naked Tatianna". I guess we should be happy she is wearing something. Katja says when they were roommates, she would go around with no clothes from when she got home from work until the next morning. She said it was Naked Tatianna all day long and like Katja says it was not a good naked. I can only imagine because the girl cannot sit like a lady and I have to remind her to cross her legs all the time.

Ok, enough of my nudist cousin. I am going to treat myself to a donut and a coffee. I got plenty of exercise working on Katja's hair and brushing Ally. You could start a second dog on all the hair that came off of her. She looks skinny now. Later, I am going to brush Violet but I need food and lots of caffeine. I also have to crawl under our bed today. Frankie and Annette have been taking socks and things under the bed and I lost the coin flip. Silly cats, they were playing chase earlier and Frankie crashed. Hardwood floors are not good for cats racing down stairs. Frankie hit the floor and slid across the floor on her side until she crashed into a chair. Kind of funny, she just sat there and looked stupid and I told her this would happen but she just whomped her tail and went back to chasing her sister. Speaking of animals, we got a family of squirrels in our backyard. I saw 2 of them giving the business to Ally yesterday and now I know what she is barking at during the day. All done with my donut and coffee, so time to check out the pantry and see if I can talk Chris into some groceries. I know we are low on fruit and I am feeling like I want strawberries to snack on. Laters.
 
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We finally got home from the wrestling. We went to a diner for a late dinner and the girls are all calling in sick tomorrow, not that it matters to Tatianna, she just has to be awake for her morning phone call and if someone calls a meeting she just has be online. The show was great. I loved the last match with AJ Styles and I also was aurprised War Machine, I cannot call them anything but that showed up. OMG, Ricochet is so freaking cute up close. I spent way too much money. All my cousins from the age of 6 to 21 wanted stuff, so I bought a lot of t-shirts and stuff they could wear. I am so looking forward to tomorrow night's show. All 4 of us are going again and we are supposed to have better seats but tonight's seats were great. We were 4 rows from the ring and I got an aisle seat. I think we are going to be either ringside or next to ringside. We are in Row A, but the guy sitting near us thinks that Row A is behind some kind of super-duper exclusive seating for like hockey players and stuff. I have been to that bagel place Sami Zayn talked about and it is really good but do not speak English there or they get snotty. Ok, I am going to bed, Chris and Ally have left me zero room, so I am going to wiggle in between those 2 for a the warm spot.
 

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Hi, I am not feeling too good. I had 3 beers yesterday and my tongue tastes like socks. At least I am not as bad as Jos, she is green. We had dinner at a diner and right across the street was a bar and because Tatianna lost at rock, paper, scissors, we had a driver. So, Jos and Katja go across the street and had shots of tequila. Well, Jos is the biggest lightweight I know who is not named Chris. Chris used to be able to drink but when he lost all the weight, he would have one drink and be shitfaced. Jos could barely walk across the street and getting her in the car was a riot. She kept on wanting to take off clothing because she was hot. Katja kept on having to pull Jos's top back down and kept on telling her there were men nearby and Jos kept on saying, Good, I will show them a good time. 3 shots and she is ready to play Outdoor Scrabble.

Anyhow, we are telling her that she acted very badly last night and because she does not remember shit, she is terrified she did something stupid. Plus, she has been spitting Friskies all morning. Bad idea have the Reuben sandwich last night. We are going to let her think she did something stupid until this afternoon. It will be fun to watch because Jos is most squeaky clean person I have ever met. She does not cuss, she acts shy about everything and she never gets mad. She said damn the other day at the dinner table and everyone just stopped and she covered her face with her hands and asked if she said it out loud. We are an evil group. Ok, well, no one is going to take a shower for me, so I better get started. No Chris to be found. Probably at the new comic book store. He came home with 4 bags of comic books and stuff. I swear, I am married to a 12 year old nerd with a credit card.
 

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I am so tired. 2 wrestling shows in 2 nights is hard. My throat hurts and my ankle hurts where Katja stomped on it last night when Roman Reigns came out. OMG, he is so pretty up close and we were close. Right next to the ring. It was a better show and crowd than last night and the matches were all fun even the 2 matches for 205 Live but only because I love Oney Lorcan. Jos and Katja passed on the booze last night and we got home a little after 1, we had to eat you know.

I am just barely awake but I am going to soak for an hour to see if I get my ankle to stop throbbing. Chris made me breakfast, a breakfast burrito, something I can warm up and he is gone already. He bought more comics and stuff yesterday and I guess it is really well stocked because they had some old stuff from the when I was like 5 or 6 years old he bought. Dinner and a movie tonight. I do not know which movie we will see but dinner is going to be a new pasta place in the City. I better get dressed soon, Chris left a note I am his date for lunch today along with Jos. I hope that means that nice pub by the bank. They make the best roast beef sandwiches and cheesy garlic fries. Ok, laters.
 

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Cannot sleep now. Chris, he can sleep at a rock concert, but I am all wired from that ice tea I had with dinner, I swear it was pure caffeine. We saw that Hugh Jackman cartoon and it was kind of funny but there was not a lot to choose from. Next week, we already have our tickets for the Avengers movie. Dinner was good though. I had a stuffed pasta with mushrooms and mozzarella and a really good vodka sauce. Chris got what he always gets, fettuccine with alfredo sauce and they served steak with his. They had some nice desserts and I told home the tiramisu. I think some milk and a shot of NyQuil is what I need right now.

We might get to go golfing tomorrow but it depends on if the rain comes in early or not. Chris got us a tee time for 8am but the weather Marlboro Man said rain might be starting at 9 in the morning. Supposed to rain all weekend and then it might clear up again next week. That is okay, I want to go to Quebec City this weekend anyway. NyQuil is working, I am starting to yawn. I better get back in bed, I know how this stuff works.
 

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Cannot sleep now. Chris, he can sleep at a rock concert, but I am all wired from that ice tea I had with dinner, I swear it was pure caffeine. We saw that Hugh Jackman cartoon and it was kind of funny but there was not a lot to choose from. Next week, we already have our tickets for the Avengers movie. Dinner was good though. I had a stuffed pasta with mushrooms and mozzarella and a really good vodka sauce. Chris got what he always gets, fettuccine with alfredo sauce and they served steak with his. They had some nice desserts and I told home the tiramisu. I think some milk and a shot of NyQuil is what I need right now.

We might get to go golfing tomorrow but it depends on if the rain comes in early or not. Chris got us a tee time for 8am but the weather Marlboro Man said rain might be starting at 9 in the morning. Supposed to rain all weekend and then it might clear up again next week. That is okay, I want to go to Quebec City this weekend anyway. NyQuil is working, I am starting to yawn. I better get back in bed, I know how this stuff works.
Hey Mary, doesn't Chris like us anymore? He's not playing w/us these days.
 

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Hey Mary, doesn't Chris like us anymore? He's not playing w/us these days.
I asked him how come he is not playing and he says he is in spring hibernation. He is kind of busy a lot, lately. He has been Mr. Fix It and he bought a huge stack of model planes, cars and boats to build. Plus, the grandkids are coming over more often and he seems to want to be the grandfather his dad was not. He plays with them, he is teaching Bayley the piano and hide and seek with Luc is always very funny. It is hard to hide someone who is 6 foot 6. He also has all of us girls who cannot cook or clean very well. It is hard for a person who is really clean to live with us.

I am sad though. Jason Momoa shaved off his beard. The world is no longer worth living in anymore. If Chris shaved his beard, I would have to wonder if the world is ending. I need beards on my men. I know the boy will never shave, he wants to have a beard down to his knees. Something about being the coolest hipster.
 

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I asked him how come he is not playing and he says he is in spring hibernation. He is kind of busy a lot, lately. He has been Mr. Fix It and he bought a huge stack of model planes, cars and boats to build. Plus, the grandkids are coming over more often and he seems to want to be the grandfather his dad was not. He plays with them, he is teaching Bayley the piano and hide and seek with Luc is always very funny. It is hard to hide someone who is 6 foot 6. He also has all of us girls who cannot cook or clean very well. It is hard for a person who is really clean to live with us.

I am sad though. Jason Momoa shaved off his beard. The world is no longer worth living in anymore. If Chris shaved his beard, I would have to wonder if the world is ending. I need beards on my men. I know the boy will never shave, he wants to have a beard down to his knees. Something about being the coolest hipster.
Well, tell him we miss him. :(
 

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Well, tell him we miss him. :(
I will. Right now, he is trying to build a model truck. I think it is an old Chevy and he set up a paint thing in the garage and I think he painted his arm by mistake. Is there a ballgame on right now? He has his laptop playing in the garage but he is not watching.
 

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I will. Right now, he is trying to build a model truck. I think it is an old Chevy and he set up a paint thing in the garage and I think he painted his arm by mistake. Is there a ballgame on right now? He has his laptop playing in the garage but he is not watching.
Yes, game is on.