Spam & Mullets: Because who remembers the BAM?

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Still mad and I want to kick Ruth Bader Ginsburg in her woman parts. This early spring, late winter weather is really making me mad. I want to go somewhere hot but because of Chris's eye, we cannot fly for a while and I am not driving to someplace warm. Sat in the spa today and that was good, at least the new bathing suits are getting some use but it is kind of hard to a get a good tan when all you see are clouds and rain. I wish I knew how Tatianna can stand sitting in a tanning bed for a couple hours. I have done it before but I either overcook or move around too much and end up tanning two different shades. I love Montreal and it is such a great place to live but I grew up in San Diego and I do not work well with the rainy shit.

Next up on my rant. Justin Trudeau can go play chase on the freeway. I hate that whiny, lying POS so bad. He just said that people who are successful do not understand suffering like these new immigrants. Oh please! I would love to have someone hand me a full medical, full dental, a place to live and food for just getting off the plane broke. Yeah that is suffering. Ok, I married an ATM machine but still, he worked his ass off and I worked too and I do not remember any free stuff when I showed up here. I just remember our taxes and having to pay more for our private healthcare. Ok, enough of me doing my political ranting. Chris told me I need to go soak my head. I wish I knew how he does not get pissed about taxes and stuff. He says it is a necessary evil. This is why me and Paula and the other girls need to kept away from weapons. We are really mean bunch and thanks to our parents, we are big time New Right and worship Jordan Peterson here. Chris says he cannot let us watch CBC anymore because TV's are expensive. Ok, party politic stuff is done.

I have to go help Chris make dinner tonight. He is keeping it simple, just fettuccine and steak. I got to make a homemade loaf of bread for dinner and it smelled so good I almost started eating when it got out of the oven. I got to help making noodles from scratch and I did pretty good. I think tonight was supposed to be Godzilla night but Chris wants to go Sunday morning after brunch. I like that, going to see a monster movie in our Sunday best. Ok, gotta go, the dinner is ready to go and we got a hungry Katja tonight. She missed lunch.
 

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I ate too much! My tummy is too full and I had to unbutton the top of my pants and let the zipper fall. I do not care. If you cannot hang out with your own family, then life is not worth living. The bad part is that Chris made a dessert tonight, a chocolate pudding cake and it smelled so good coming out of the oven. Right now, we are watching that guy who gets houses for people who win the lottery. I thought my brothers were that, oh what is the right word to use, sparkly. That will work. Anyway, he is way more sparkly than them and there is never any doubt which way they are. I should be nice. I just wonder how my dad never figured it out or maybe he did and he just kept quiet about it.

Ok, let's see got some neat stuff today from Amazon. I found a pair of white GoGo boots and had to have them. They also had the white short skirt which is vinyl and the short jacket to make it work. I have to give up bread for a week to wear it, but I am going to. I was not even born in the 60's but I saw all of the Frankie and Annette movies and I loved the Monkees when I was little and saw the reruns.

Our Katja had a sucky day. She was late for one appointment and she got a flat tire at the Mohawk place. The only good thing is that someone helped her change her tire and all it cost her was lunch and six pack of beer. Then, when she gets home she skinned her knee when she missed step and Chris has to patch her up. I thought she had broke her leg or something the way she carried on. She knows all the cuss words, that is for sure. Ok, I am going to try some sit ups because my tummy looks like it is growing.
 

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Hi, good afternoon. We just got back from seeing Godzilla at the new theater in Laval. It is really cool there. They serve you food and drinks and have a real bar there. So, after Mass, we all went there and we got to pick our seats and they have waiters bring you drinks and food. I got the barbecue chicken omelet which was really, really good. You have like a small table that pulls out and I got toast, an orange juice and a mimosa with my meal. Chris had to have the Kobe beef burrito. It was so expensive but I got a taste and it was the best. The tickets are not bad but the food is like 30 dollars Canadian each. Me, Chris and the girls and Andrew saw Godzilla and loved it. Paula and Thierry took the little ones to see Aladdin. They liked it too. We are just sitting around listening to the rain and me and the girls are going to play UNO. We started playing it this last week and we cannot stop. I think Chris is watching some Japanese cartoons with Paula. They are arguing about when we go to Japan this summer. He wants to dress like some guy called Fummie or something and she is telling him to dress like this thief guy called Lupen. He is telling her he is working with Tatianna and her raccoon girl costume and not with some girl named Fujicakes, which is what Paula wants to go as. I think it is called Cosplay and those 3 and the Katja are big into it.

It is still shitty with the rain and stuff. I mean everything is green and pretty but I think if the sun ever comes out, we might think the world is ending. Just one more week and Chris can fly and I am dragging him to the Caymans for a week of sun. I am so over clouds, thunder, lightning and rain. Oh, I have to talk about this. We show up at this new theater in our Sunday stuff and the poor girl taking the tickets got all flustered and started stuttering. She thought we were some kind of foreign famous people but Chris had to tell her we just left church and did not feel like going home to change. I think what made her think that was us 4 girls speaking Portuguese and telling dirty stories. It did not help that Chris and Thierry looked all like mob guys in their dark suits. Andrew could never pull that off, he is too pretty, but those 2 can look way too serious and both were wearing sunglasses inside which probably scared the girl too.

Ok, Chris has his chef hat on, a stupid Curly Howard derby he found years ago, so that means dinner will be killer. I think he said something about prime rib today so I cannot wait. Yes, creamed spinach and Yorkshire pudding. He just yelled at us girls, we got dessert tonight and better not screw the pooch. Ok, I am back to playing UNO now that Katja and Jos got changed. Nice outfit, Katja, she is wearing a too small pair of sweat pants and a tube top. Just noticed she got a new tattoo, a Pikachu on her right hip. Gotta go, Tatianna is dealing the cards.
 

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Hi, I am all happy. Chris got the ok to fly and we are going to the Caymans on Monday. Yay! I get some sun. We just got home from dinner with the kids and Chris is still grumpy over some "ugly-ass pitcher" on the Dodgers. All I know is that he said, "You, Fucker!" when we were getting served our dinner. The poor girl almost looked like she was going to cry. Chris had to apologize to her and he gave her a huge tip. After dinner, me and Chris did some window shopping in the mall and got ice cream. Kajta said we are not right in the head, holding hands like idiots and stuff in front of people. I think she was having a bad day. I might have to check the calendar and I was right. Girl is better than a clock.

Ok, gotta go, a hand of UNO is being dealt and someone made margaritas.
 

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Well, midnight. Draft is done, now the race to sign these kids. Wife and girls are still playing U-NO. Don't know the fun of that game, but if it keeps them happy and quiet, I am good. Got our tickets for Monday. I will not argue with Herself, we need some freakin' sun. Of course, just saw the weather report and the next four days are sunny in the upper seventies before rain comes back on Monday. I gotta get the pool looked at. It is supposed to be heated but it is holding steady at 15 degrees of C. I think the system may be kaput.
 

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Change in plans. Last night, Chris saw the weather for the Cayman Islands, lots of rain and thunderstorms and changed our plans. Instead we are going to fly to San Francisco later this morning and we are going to Hawaii. Just as long as there is some sun and sand, I am happy. I spent all day yesterday packing for a week in the sun and for the first time ever, I am ready for when the driver comes to pick us up in like 40 minutes. Girls are all pissed off because we get to go and all three of them have to work. Tatianna is the most pissed because starting next week she gets oh hell what is the word. She gets like a week on, week off thing until late August. I told them Chris got the pool fixed and it is now warm, but they whined that it is going to rain all week.

I have not been to Hawaii in years and I think I am going to have fun. I am going all tourista which the flowered clothes and stuff. Last night was the big night, had to make sure I looked ok in my swimsuits and except for an ass you can see from the moon, I passed the test. I wish there was an ass shrinking exercise that did not include starving. It would be nice. Oh wow, driver is here early, so we are off.
 

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We are home. Only 5 days in Hawaii because it is like far away, but it was worth it. Yeah, there were clouds but it was hot, I got tons of sun and Chris hates the ocean. I begged him to come into the ocean even though I know he is like scared of deep water and he gets stung by a jellyfish. It was not bad but he complained for 2 days that his leg was killing him. That was it for the ocean for him. He stuck to the beach and the pool at the hotel. I always forget that Spam is a big food group over there and I hate the stuff but every day Chris was looking for a place where he could get barbecued spam, rotisserie spam or just spam and eggs. Ok, I will not lie, barbecued spam with pineapple is pretty good.

You should be proud of me, except for 1 day when I told Chris I needed to buy gifts for the girls, the little ones and the Boy, I did no shopping. I just roasted in the sun and ate and slept. So, we get home and there is Tatianna waiting for us at the door and when she saw our tans, she told us we suck. I had to ask her why she is waiting for us when the sun is out, it is warm and we got a nice pool. She gives us a pout that she wanted to go to Hawaii. Andrew then says he will take her after Xmas, but she says that is like a year away. Girl cannot read a calendar to save her life.

Chris is working on our laundry and then he offered to get pizza tonight because you cannot get decent pizza in Hawaii. I bet he will start bitching about the bills because all of the mail is stuck on his desk and it is a pretty huge stack. I am betting most of it is just those buy this type things like from stores and shopping ads. We left our computers at home and all we had was our phones to keep track with the world and I bet I am still awake at 4am because of the time difference. Gotta go, Katja just got home and I gotta piss her off. Laters.
 

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It is good to be back home. I was a lot more tired than I thought. I barely made it to 10 last night and had almost forgot that I have to share the bed with 2 dogs and 2 cats. Already had my breakfast, real bagel and a honey nut cream cheese Tatianna picked up at Schwartz's. I think an hour on the Peloton and then I can sit by the pool but it looks kind of cloudy outside. Chris is busy. He is working on his mail and could not find his glasses this morning, they were on top of his head. He just said he is having an AARP moment. I think he is mostly catching up on his Japanese cartoons and he got like 5 boxes of his Japanese comic books while we were gone. I wonder what happens when he runs out of space for them in his office thing.

Girls were noisy this morning. Katja has to drive to Plattsburgh and because she has some late meetings she is going to spend the night with Mikki and Jill in Vermont. Jos was not happy but it makes sense because tomorrow Katja has to visit some clinics and hospitals in places like Newport and St. Albans so driving back to here and then going back to the same place seems kind of dumb. Speaking of dumb or what I think is dumb, Andrew is trying to learn how to be handy around the house and today he is trying to replace a shower head in their shower and I guess he forgot to turn off the water and he is now mopping up a big mess and Tatianna is letting him know it was a bad idea. Chris offered to help but Andrew is dead set on getting this job done. He is a sweet kid and a great teacher but he does not know much about tools and stuff.

Tatianna is still grumpy. Chris told her if she keeps it up, she can stay home later this summer. Chris is now mean and cruel, but he seems to like that. I really got to get on Peloton, I want to get done and have time for a shower before Chris gets done with his mail so maybe I can talk him into lunch in the city. I also have to check the pantry, I know we have to be low on something beside chocolate bars. I went to get an Almond Joy last night and the box was empty and so were the boxes for the Snickers, Hersheys and Mounds, so all we had left were Reeses and Paydays. Ended up cracking open the last box of See's Candies from XMas. That is the reason I need to ride, I ate about a quarter of the box while watching wrestling. Probably should have had the popcorn. Ok, no one is going to ride for me and I had to do a lot of jumping to get into my yoga pants today, so I am off to lose some ass.