Spam & Mullets: Because who remembers the BAM?

[GolferGirl]

Still mad and I want to kick Ruth Bader Ginsburg in her woman parts. This early spring, late winter weather is really making me mad. I want to go somewhere hot but because of Chris's eye, we cannot fly for a while and I am not driving to someplace warm. Sat in the spa today and that was good, at least the new bathing suits are getting some use but it is kind of hard to a get a good tan when all you see are clouds and rain. I wish I knew how Tatianna can stand sitting in a tanning bed for a couple hours. I have done it before but I either overcook or move around too much and end up tanning two different shades. I love Montreal and it is such a great place to live but I grew up in San Diego and I do not work well with the rainy shit.

Next up on my rant. Justin Trudeau can go play chase on the freeway. I hate that whiny, lying POS so bad. He just said that people who are successful do not understand suffering like these new immigrants. Oh please! I would love to have someone hand me a full medical, full dental, a place to live and food for just getting off the plane broke. Yeah that is suffering. Ok, I married an ATM machine but still, he worked his ass off and I worked too and I do not remember any free stuff when I showed up here. I just remember our taxes and having to pay more for our private healthcare. Ok, enough of me doing my political ranting. Chris told me I need to go soak my head. I wish I knew how he does not get pissed about taxes and stuff. He says it is a necessary evil. This is why me and Paula and the other girls need to kept away from weapons. We are really mean bunch and thanks to our parents, we are big time New Right and worship Jordan Peterson here. Chris says he cannot let us watch CBC anymore because TV's are expensive. Ok, party politic stuff is done.

I have to go help Chris make dinner tonight. He is keeping it simple, just fettuccine and steak. I got to make a homemade loaf of bread for dinner and it smelled so good I almost started eating when it got out of the oven. I got to help making noodles from scratch and I did pretty good. I think tonight was supposed to be Godzilla night but Chris wants to go Sunday morning after brunch. I like that, going to see a monster movie in our Sunday best. Ok, gotta go, the dinner is ready to go and we got a hungry Katja tonight. She missed lunch.

 

[GolferGirl]

I ate too much! My tummy is too full and I had to unbutton the top of my pants and let the zipper fall. I do not care. If you cannot hang out with your own family, then life is not worth living. The bad part is that Chris made a dessert tonight, a chocolate pudding cake and it smelled so good coming out of the oven. Right now, we are watching that guy who gets houses for people who win the lottery. I thought my brothers were that, oh what is the right word to use, sparkly. That will work. Anyway, he is way more sparkly than them and there is never any doubt which way they are. I should be nice. I just wonder how my dad never figured it out or maybe he did and he just kept quiet about it.

Ok, let's see got some neat stuff today from Amazon. I found a pair of white GoGo boots and had to have them. They also had the white short skirt which is vinyl and the short jacket to make it work. I have to give up bread for a week to wear it, but I am going to. I was not even born in the 60's but I saw all of the Frankie and Annette movies and I loved the Monkees when I was little and saw the reruns.

Our Katja had a sucky day. She was late for one appointment and she got a flat tire at the Mohawk place. The only good thing is that someone helped her change her tire and all it cost her was lunch and six pack of beer. Then, when she gets home she skinned her knee when she missed step and Chris has to patch her up. I thought she had broke her leg or something the way she carried on. She knows all the cuss words, that is for sure. Ok, I am going to try some sit ups because my tummy looks like it is growing.

 

[GolferGirl]

Hi, good afternoon. We just got back from seeing Godzilla at the new theater in Laval. It is really cool there. They serve you food and drinks and have a real bar there. So, after Mass, we all went there and we got to pick our seats and they have waiters bring you drinks and food. I got the barbecue chicken omelet which was really, really good. You have like a small table that pulls out and I got toast, an orange juice and a mimosa with my meal. Chris had to have the Kobe beef burrito. It was so expensive but I got a taste and it was the best. The tickets are not bad but the food is like 30 dollars Canadian each. Me, Chris and the girls and Andrew saw Godzilla and loved it. Paula and Thierry took the little ones to see Aladdin. They liked it too. We are just sitting around listening to the rain and me and the girls are going to play UNO. We started playing it this last week and we cannot stop. I think Chris is watching some Japanese cartoons with Paula. They are arguing about when we go to Japan this summer. He wants to dress like some guy called Fummie or something and she is telling him to dress like this thief guy called Lupen. He is telling her he is working with Tatianna and her raccoon girl costume and not with some girl named Fujicakes, which is what Paula wants to go as. I think it is called Cosplay and those 3 and the Katja are big into it.

It is still shitty with the rain and stuff. I mean everything is green and pretty but I think if the sun ever comes out, we might think the world is ending. Just one more week and Chris can fly and I am dragging him to the Caymans for a week of sun. I am so over clouds, thunder, lightning and rain. Oh, I have to talk about this. We show up at this new theater in our Sunday stuff and the poor girl taking the tickets got all flustered and started stuttering. She thought we were some kind of foreign famous people but Chris had to tell her we just left church and did not feel like going home to change. I think what made her think that was us 4 girls speaking Portuguese and telling dirty stories. It did not help that Chris and Thierry looked all like mob guys in their dark suits. Andrew could never pull that off, he is too pretty, but those 2 can look way too serious and both were wearing sunglasses inside which probably scared the girl too.

Ok, Chris has his chef hat on, a stupid Curly Howard derby he found years ago, so that means dinner will be killer. I think he said something about prime rib today so I cannot wait. Yes, creamed spinach and Yorkshire pudding. He just yelled at us girls, we got dessert tonight and better not screw the pooch. Ok, I am back to playing UNO now that Katja and Jos got changed. Nice outfit, Katja, she is wearing a too small pair of sweat pants and a tube top. Just noticed she got a new tattoo, a Pikachu on her right hip. Gotta go, Tatianna is dealing the cards.

 

[KYDodger]

Eating before the game.

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[BigBlaster]

Ran into an old friend at the Dodger-Phillie game, last night: Brother Bluetide!

 

[GolferGirl]

Hi, I am all happy. Chris got the ok to fly and we are going to the Caymans on Monday. Yay! I get some sun. We just got home from dinner with the kids and Chris is still grumpy over some "ugly-ass pitcher" on the Dodgers. All I know is that he said, "You, Fucker!" when we were getting served our dinner. The poor girl almost looked like she was going to cry. Chris had to apologize to her and he gave her a huge tip. After dinner, me and Chris did some window shopping in the mall and got ice cream. Kajta said we are not right in the head, holding hands like idiots and stuff in front of people. I think she was having a bad day. I might have to check the calendar and I was right. Girl is better than a clock.

Ok, gotta go, a hand of UNO is being dealt and someone made margaritas.

 

[grabarkewitz]

Well, midnight. Draft is done, now the race to sign these kids. Wife and girls are still playing U-NO. Don't know the fun of that game, but if it keeps them happy and quiet, I am good. Got our tickets for Monday. I will not argue with Herself, we need some freakin' sun. Of course, just saw the weather report and the next four days are sunny in the upper seventies before rain comes back on Monday. I gotta get the pool looked at. It is supposed to be heated but it is holding steady at 15 degrees of C. I think the system may be kaput.

 

[grabarkewitz]

Eating before the game.

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Oh lord, I think I had an accident. Those things are right lovely.

 

[KYDodger]

Eating before the game.

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Oh lord, I think I had an accident. Those things are right lovely.

I am a carnivore basically these days. Loving it!

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[KYDodger]

Ran into an old friend at the Dodger-Phillie game, last night: Brother Bluetide!
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Good ol Joe!

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[GolferGirl]

Change in plans. Last night, Chris saw the weather for the Cayman Islands, lots of rain and thunderstorms and changed our plans. Instead we are going to fly to San Francisco later this morning and we are going to Hawaii. Just as long as there is some sun and sand, I am happy. I spent all day yesterday packing for a week in the sun and for the first time ever, I am ready for when the driver comes to pick us up in like 40 minutes. Girls are all pissed off because we get to go and all three of them have to work. Tatianna is the most pissed because starting next week she gets oh hell what is the word. She gets like a week on, week off thing until late August. I told them Chris got the pool fixed and it is now warm, but they whined that it is going to rain all week.

I have not been to Hawaii in years and I think I am going to have fun. I am going all tourista which the flowered clothes and stuff. Last night was the big night, had to make sure I looked ok in my swimsuits and except for an ass you can see from the moon, I passed the test. I wish there was an ass shrinking exercise that did not include starving. It would be nice. Oh wow, driver is here early, so we are off.

 

[GolferGirl]

We are home. Only 5 days in Hawaii because it is like far away, but it was worth it. Yeah, there were clouds but it was hot, I got tons of sun and Chris hates the ocean. I begged him to come into the ocean even though I know he is like scared of deep water and he gets stung by a jellyfish. It was not bad but he complained for 2 days that his leg was killing him. That was it for the ocean for him. He stuck to the beach and the pool at the hotel. I always forget that Spam is a big food group over there and I hate the stuff but every day Chris was looking for a place where he could get barbecued spam, rotisserie spam or just spam and eggs. Ok, I will not lie, barbecued spam with pineapple is pretty good.

You should be proud of me, except for 1 day when I told Chris I needed to buy gifts for the girls, the little ones and the Boy, I did no shopping. I just roasted in the sun and ate and slept. So, we get home and there is Tatianna waiting for us at the door and when she saw our tans, she told us we suck. I had to ask her why she is waiting for us when the sun is out, it is warm and we got a nice pool. She gives us a pout that she wanted to go to Hawaii. Andrew then says he will take her after Xmas, but she says that is like a year away. Girl cannot read a calendar to save her life.

Chris is working on our laundry and then he offered to get pizza tonight because you cannot get decent pizza in Hawaii. I bet he will start bitching about the bills because all of the mail is stuck on his desk and it is a pretty huge stack. I am betting most of it is just those buy this type things like from stores and shopping ads. We left our computers at home and all we had was our phones to keep track with the world and I bet I am still awake at 4am because of the time difference. Gotta go, Katja just got home and I gotta piss her off. Laters.

 

[GolferGirl]

It is good to be back home. I was a lot more tired than I thought. I barely made it to 10 last night and had almost forgot that I have to share the bed with 2 dogs and 2 cats. Already had my breakfast, real bagel and a honey nut cream cheese Tatianna picked up at Schwartz's. I think an hour on the Peloton and then I can sit by the pool but it looks kind of cloudy outside. Chris is busy. He is working on his mail and could not find his glasses this morning, they were on top of his head. He just said he is having an AARP moment. I think he is mostly catching up on his Japanese cartoons and he got like 5 boxes of his Japanese comic books while we were gone. I wonder what happens when he runs out of space for them in his office thing.

Girls were noisy this morning. Katja has to drive to Plattsburgh and because she has some late meetings she is going to spend the night with Mikki and Jill in Vermont. Jos was not happy but it makes sense because tomorrow Katja has to visit some clinics and hospitals in places like Newport and St. Albans so driving back to here and then going back to the same place seems kind of dumb. Speaking of dumb or what I think is dumb, Andrew is trying to learn how to be handy around the house and today he is trying to replace a shower head in their shower and I guess he forgot to turn off the water and he is now mopping up a big mess and Tatianna is letting him know it was a bad idea. Chris offered to help but Andrew is dead set on getting this job done. He is a sweet kid and a great teacher but he does not know much about tools and stuff.

Tatianna is still grumpy. Chris told her if she keeps it up, she can stay home later this summer. Chris is now mean and cruel, but he seems to like that. I really got to get on Peloton, I want to get done and have time for a shower before Chris gets done with his mail so maybe I can talk him into lunch in the city. I also have to check the pantry, I know we have to be low on something beside chocolate bars. I went to get an Almond Joy last night and the box was empty and so were the boxes for the Snickers, Hersheys and Mounds, so all we had left were Reeses and Paydays. Ended up cracking open the last box of See's Candies from XMas. That is the reason I need to ride, I ate about a quarter of the box while watching wrestling. Probably should have had the popcorn. Ok, no one is going to ride for me and I had to do a lot of jumping to get into my yoga pants today, so I am off to lose some ass.

 

[GolferGirl]

Wide awake, thanks thunder. I was sleeping like a log when this big boom of thunder got the dogs all barking, scared the cats and I heard Tatianna scream down the hall. Well, that made me laugh because she is already doing that joke that the thunder will steal her bellybutton. Of course, Jos is terrified, she was alone last night because Katja was spending the night at Mikki and Jill's house and she was all miserable. Poor Frankie got too close and the cat was attached to her chest and did not know whether to be happy that she is getting scratched or worried she may to work with Jos. At least breakfast was interesting, almond flour pancakes, which are supposed to be better for you.

Yesterday, I got my lunch in the city and loaded up our pantry. The best place to load up on candy bars is still Costco and I did not forget anything like sometimes happens. I even remembered that our tp inventory was low and because I grabbed 3 of those big things of Charmin, Chris said I am reason owls are dying in California. I like to be sure that I have enough of that stuff in an emergency. Sorry, had to go outside to watch the lightning. Yeah, we are stupid but the lightning was really close and standing outside is always a smart idea.

Chris must be in a good mood. I know he did not come to bed until late and except for yelling at the TV telling some guy named Rosa to shut the F up for a minute, he is happy. I know this because I think he is making homemade mac and cheese and meatloaf. He had the ground pork, ground Italian sausage and ground veal out so it will be good. I hope he makes the bacon barbecue one, that one is the best. He mixes in his homemade barbecue sauce with the meal and then covers the meatloaf all around in bacon. Oh wow, now I am hungry again.

Well, no laying by the pool today, so I am going to get my exercise on and see if I can squeeze into the my new white vinyl gogo skirt. I almost got it over my ass but zipping it up was a no go. Of course Chris catches me trying to wriggle into the skirt and he had to get a sandwich and drink to watch the show. Yes, it took me like a couple minutes to get the stupid thing on and off. I am so glad I can entertain the big idiot. I just wish he would not whistle and stuff when I was doing stuff like this. I just wish he had not said people pay like $25 dollars to see stuff like this in New York. I started laughing and could not stop. Laters, I do not think anyone is going to exercise for me.

 

[GolferGirl]

WooHoo! It is gonna be sunny and warm this weekend and the girls are already next to the pool soaking up the sun and playing pool catch with dogs. Huskies need a pool. Allie has been jumping in and out of the pool since we let her out this morning. She was telling us the way huskies do, last night, that she did not want to get out of the pool. I am glad our nearest neighbor is like a 1/4 mile away because if you put the material together for Katja and Jos's bathing suits, you might get a hankerchief. I have worn some skimpy bathing suits, but at least my ass was covered. I am sure Tatianna will top them once she wakes up out of her coma. She and Andrew went out drinking last night and they got a taxi to get home. Andrew was up earlier to go find their car, but he said Tatianna could not speak English or French last night and Portuguese was really hard.

I got chewed out this morning by Katja. I have been wearing one of Chris's Dodger jerseys for a pajama this week and I was sitting on a bar stool eating my breakfast - starwberry-banana pancakes and Katja has to yell at me. She said, "Come on, Mom, your ass is hanging out and no one wants to see that!" I did not know my shirt rose up when I sat down, so I asked Chris if he noticed and he said sure and I wanted to know why he did not tell me and he said he was happy about the sight. So, I go to put on some yoga pants and when I get back, there is Annette licking the syrup off my pancakes. We cannot leave the butter dish out either, both of these cats love butter too death.

Hey, KY, you are dong that Paleo diet, right? Is it just meat and veggies? My brother has gotten a lot chunky and is looking at a diet to lose like 50 pounds. He asked the skinny one in our family, me, if I knew anything. He does not want to go see a doctor or anything but he thinks he can do the all meat and vegie thing. I kind of doubt it because he eats pasta like everyday and he likes heavy sauces. I guess exercise would help him, but the only thing he exercises is his jaw for eating, drinking and complaining. I just worry about him, he drinks too much, smokes too much and he has already had one heart attack that I know of and he is a diabetic. Just seems like it is a little late to worry about eating bettter when he turns 63.

Ok, had breakfast, had a shower, played with Violet and found a bathing suit that works today, so I am getting ready to sit by the pool with the girls. Just waiting for our Hollywood star, Tatianna, (she is wearing sunglasses inside) to choke down her toast. That is about all she can eat because her tummy is still floppy. I was right, she found a skimpier bathing suit. Hers is not much more than those things they give you to clean your glasses with. Chris told her she would be considered naked in states like Nebraska or Iowa. One thing I noticed, she got a new tattoo. Really colorful but I have to wonder how much it hurt. Where it is at is a really sensitive spot I would think. Time to go outside and get Violet on her float, she does not swim but sinks.

 

[GolferGirl]

Today was the best. Got to lay by the pool for like 3 hours, got in some laps and we played pool volleyball for it seemed like forever. I do not know who won, me, Chris and Andrew or the girls. I did get accused of cheating by untying the knot in Katja's top and she had a malfunction. I might have done it or she cannot tie knots. I am not admitting nothing. We got barbecued chicken tonight and I think tomorrow will be as nice. Wow, almost July before we get a nice enough day to play in the pool and get some sun.

We just finished watching the baseball game and now it is late night Japanese cartoon time. I think we are going to watch that show Chris talked about the other day. It is like 12 episodes about a magical princess and a dragon girl princess at some kind of magic school. Chris showed me the teaser about the show and it looks cute. There is not much else to watch except for some boring movies or like Tatianna wanted to do, play one of those nasty Japanese games H games on the big tv. Chris said no, most of them are just sick and ones that are good, are too easy to win.

Yay, peanut butter cookies with Hershey kisses and I can hear the homemade ice cream machine going. Chris says it is cherry vanilla. Yummy, but I am going to be doing miles on my Peloton tomorrow. The hell with it, too much good munchies to worry about not fitting in a tight dress tomorrow. Looks like some loose fitting like one of my sun dresses and a sweater. Sorry, I gotta go, Chris only made 3 dozen cookies and I have seen Jos and Katja tear through cookies like in no time.

 

[GolferGirl]

Hi, again. We had fun today. The little ones came over today with Paula and Thierry and had fun in the pool even though they have one too. Chris and Andrew got the bar thing all set up today. Mounting the tv took longer than they thought but now it is up. We think the roof over the deck will stay dry but tomorrow, Nestor is going to check it out to make sure there are no leaks and what it would cost to put up a screen around it. I worry about bugs.

I got a lot of compliments about my very Hawaiian sundress today at church. I found it in the stores at the hotel we stayed at and it was the most comfortable thing I could find in my closet today. I have to get in some miles tomorrow or I might need to go up a size. My friends also liked my tan and wished they could just get away. I will not lie, it is nice.

Made Chris watch the wrestling tonight and I thought it was a pretty good show. I liked all the matches and the last 2 matches were really good. Tonight was smores for dessert even though Chris hates marshmallows. He just has a graham cracker and a Hershey bar, that does not seem right but he likes spam so what does he know.

Wow, Katja must have 2 stomachs. She just walked in with 2 more hot dogs and an apple to watch the movie we got on, The Boondocks Saints. Chris said he has not seen it in a long time and he likes it when he remembers. The rest of us are going to share the biggest bowl of popcorn ever. It is this like metal steaming pot we used to use when the Boy played little league for hot dogs for his team when they would come over for team parties. I do not even want to know how much butter went into the pot but it was a lot of popcorn.

 

[GolferGirl]

Cannot sleep. Went golfing today for the fourth day this week. It is wild, like Tuesday, the thunder started but no one got off of the course, you just played faster and we managed to get to the last hole before we were told for our own safety to get off the damned course. I think I drank way too much coffee today and I am paying for it. Looks like more golf tomorrow, just humid and cloudy right now. I would share my scores but Chris says I might piss off other golfers.

So, anyway, Chris found a recipe on youtube for bacon crust pizza. Instead of tossing some dough, he made 3 bacon crusts which is like he weaved bacon, baked it and then covered it in cheese, pizza sauce and one each with sausage, pepperoni and ground beef and all three were amazing. The bacon was perfect, the sauces did not drip through, I do not know how he did that, and the choice of meats was great. I know it was probably the worst thing ever for a healthy diet but it was so good. The only problem is that you can get only like 6 slices out of each and with big eaters like Katja and Tatianna, there was not enough to make them happy, so Chris dug out his pizza dough and made them calzones from the stuff he did not use for the pizzas. That was when he slammed his FU finger on his left hand in the oven door and the tip is an ugly shade of purple and red.

I guess I will try sleep again. Oh wow, turkey lettuce wraps are in a Tupperware container. Think I will have one and see if that works.

 

[GolferGirl]

Hi! Just finished a really different dinner. Chris made zuchini shell tacos. It is a baked taco. I helped him, too. I got to scoop out the guts of the zucchinis and Chris filled them with cheese, onions, salsa, meat with taco spices and covered it in cheese. It was really really good but wow, it filled me up fast. It was kind of a fun dinner after all we did today. We got in 18 holes this morning and even though it rained for like an hour around 1, the sun came out and it was still around 30C so I got in some swimming, for a change. The last weekend, I just laid in the sun and only jumped in the pool to cool off. Different swim suits and all that. Some of my tanning suits are just not made for swimming or diving in the pool and some of my swimming suits are lousy for tanning.

Me and Katja and Jos got the wrestling on and they got a big bowl of popcorn. I am still too full for even popcorn. Chris and Tatianna are watching some new scary show on Netflix in his office. The one they started last night was really scary on a ship off the shore of Brazil in like the old days and it was like those dark hallway creaky door scary movies with shit jumping out at you and stuff. The kind of stuff that Chris likes to yell boo and see if I piss myself.

Wow, that was kind of weird, 2 wrestlers got blown up for reals. Or it looked like it. Ambulances, EMT's and stuff. Ok, time to watch some more of this and see what happens.

 

[grabarkewitz]

Wow, some bitterness even in I hate England Quebec over the WWC. Me and Herself were watching the game in a sports bar - we wanted to watch the game but by kickoff we were still on the sixteenth hole, so we caught the game at a sports bar for a late lunch and when that goal was overturned, a lot of patrons were saying the fix was in. I could not argue, if it was offsides, it was the weakest offsides call I have seen in a long time. Thing is, it evened out. The yellow card in the box was just as weak. The US got lucky because they played like manure in the second half, I don't even know if they got a shot on goal and England should've probably won if they score on effort. But, they don't and I would be worried because I think another poor effort could cost them the cup.